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• "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
• If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
• Cowgirls are like barbed wire…handle with care.
• Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
• Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
• Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
• When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
• When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
• Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
• Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
• If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
• It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
• Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
• The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
• If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
• Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
• Don't squat with your spurs on.
• Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
• Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
• If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain
• A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
• Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse
• We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
• Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.
• Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.
• Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
• Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
• are you gonna cowboy up or lie there and bleed??
• it aint worth fussin’ about unless the bone is showin’ or you ain’t got no feelin’ in it…even then you should cowboy up and walk it off.
• “Cowgirl Up” means to rise to the occasion, not to give up, and to do it all without whining or complaining.
• May your belly never grumble, may your heart never ache, may your horse never stumble, may your cinch never break
• Don’t go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path. . . and leave a trail.
• Riding: the art of keeping the horse between you and the ground.
• If it is a horse ride it, if it is a fence fix it, if she is a lady treat her like a queen.
• Old cowboys never die, they just smell that way.
• Risk everything, fear nothing, have no regrets.
• Folks “think” everything revolves around the sun, but once you’ve kissed a Cow Girl you begin to “know” that everything in the universe revolves around her.
• Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the things you did do.
• Don’t call yourself a cowboy when your hat is on your dash and you wear jeans with rhinestones on the butt. A cowboy doesn’t care what he looks like as much as that the job gets done and the cattle and horses are tended to!
• "URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow."
• Cowboys aren’t made, they’re born
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